Spellbinding Skincare Fan Gifts

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Shampoo.

"Too much concealer?"

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

New Twenty Blades

Desert Dermatologist

'You do Botox?'

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"Do you have anything that can help remove dark circles from under my eyes?"

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

"How come your skin is sooooo smooth?"

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

'Believe me, sweetie, if I thought the 'Wrinkle Out' setting on the clothes dryer would work...'

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

'Mildred....is that you?'

"Which one of these things is the soap?"

Tanning salons to avoid. . .

'These facial wraps work great on dead skin.'

'Well, I actually believe my face cream makes me look younger. You believe no one knows you're wearing a padded bra. . . we all love our delusions.'

She IS a raisin

Beauty regime