Teenage Skincare Warrior Pillows

Windscreen wiper on mirror to clean mess from youth squeezing spots

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Too much concealer?"

Musical notes bubble gum.

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

Desert Dermatologist

New Twenty Blades

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

'You do Botox?'

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

"Do you have anything that can help remove dark circles from under my eyes?"

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"How come your skin is sooooo smooth?"

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

Tips on how to reduce those unsightly crow's feet.

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

'Mildred....is that you?'

"Which one of these things is the soap?"