Fantasy And Skincare Aficionado Pillows

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Shampoo.

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

"Too much concealer?"

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"I don't like your application."

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

Desert Dermatologist

New Twenty Blades

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

'You do Botox?'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"Do you have anything that can help remove dark circles from under my eyes?"

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

"How come your skin is sooooo smooth?"

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."