Teenage Skin Troubleshooter Pillows

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'My Social Worker said SOCIETY is to blame for my loutish behaviour, which came as an enormous relief to me.'

"Have you tried oversharing deeply personal thoughts on social media to help with the phone addiction?"

'I was a teenager once too, dear.'

"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!"

"Dear Ask Sadie, My mom is always nagging me to clean my room. I don't see why I should have to. I like it the way it is. I don't nag at her for having a clean room, because I know that's how she likes it. How can I get her to just let me be?" "Excellent question. The thing is, it's your mother's job to shape you into a respectable person." "If you think 'being you' includes being dirty, that means you're a dirty, slovenly filth-beast..." "...who will end up alone and miserable because no liv

"The stock market is like teenagers. I don't understand either one."

'The Elephant man discovers a zit'

'Yeah, you were creative.'

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

Windscreen wiper on mirror to clean mess from youth squeezing spots

"Baldo, I'm sorry! Tia Carmen's friend Maria left this book here by accident. Silly me, I thought it was yours! Ha ha ha!"

"A banana Grace left in my room four weeks ago."

"'Baldo, why did you do this?'...'Baldo why did you do that?' The trouble with being a teenager is that nobody understands me! And that includes me."

'OK it's extreme, but so is the zit on my nose,'

'Of course I bailed you out - you've got soccer tonight.'

"How real is your fake ID?"

"It's Saturday lunch time, Dear...of course there's something horrible fermenting under the...our teenage son!"

"Yes, Junior is still asleep! Now that he's a teenager, he's almost fully diurnal..."

'So, I think he's fine.'

"My boss is always telling me what to do."

"Mom, how long have I had this birthmark?"

'It feels like days!'

"Uh-oh...I better get home. My dad's gonna want a good explanation for being late."

'I've finally found a moisturizer that really works!'

"Baldo, what would you do if there was a girl who never left you alone?"

"No Justin. I'm saving myself for college."

"What's life all about, Cruz? I mean, it can't be all about having a pretty girlfriend, working at a cool job and driving an awesome car. If it is...I've reached nearly all of my life goals...at age 15!"

Wait for it....

"Baldo, do you know what happened to the rice pudding?"