Skin Care Seeker Gifts

Thirsting for skin cream.

Spotty

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

PROBLEM AREAS

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

'Have you had a brazilian?'

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

"Botox."

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

"No, my mom isn't hosing us down with water to keep us cool. She's hosing us down with sunscreen to keep us from burning."

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

Tips on how to reduce those unsightly crow's feet.

"I keep telling them to use sunblock."

"Stop your whining: as a teenage toad, I had to deal not only with acne, but with warts too..."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

"Worst case of dry scalp ever!"

"So what's your success rate?"

DIY pedicure