Skin Care Seeker Gifts

Thirsting for skin cream.

Spotty

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

PROBLEM AREAS

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

'Have you had a brazilian?'

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

Ultimately, the teachers union agreed to a lesser pay increase in exchange for a full-time massage therapist in the faculty lounge.

"Botox."

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

"No, my mom isn't hosing us down with water to keep us cool. She's hosing us down with sunscreen to keep us from burning."

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

Tips on how to reduce those unsightly crow's feet.

"Stop your whining: as a teenage toad, I had to deal not only with acne, but with warts too..."

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"I keep telling them to use sunblock."

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

"Worst case of dry scalp ever!"

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'