Beauty Seeker Gifts

'Plastic Surgery, come as you are and leave as you wish'

'How did the facelift go?'

Cosmetic surgeon tells Ugly Duckling: 'Of course, there's a POSSIBILITY that you are a swan, but do you want to take that risk?'

"Botox."

"I'm sorry we don't restore antiques."

Botox would be pure overkill.

'I must warn you that beauty is in the eye of the beholder...'

Beauty Salon - "I'm just sorry we couldn't do more for you."

"I get my looks from my father...he's a plastic surgeon."

Mr. Harris thought his face-lift was a tad too severe.

Caribou With Big Plans.

"I'm old. What's good for that?"

"Lourdes: The Cosmetic Surgery Chapel"

"It's not working."

"Surely she qualifies for an improvement grant."

"May I suggest a facelift?"

'If you can't afford botox, we've polyurethane.'

'...something that will make my wife look slim and twenty years younger...'

'Once more, from the top...'

"Could you make me look more like a swan billed platypus?"

Solve your problems with a butthole botox.

'Please pardon my appearance during renovations'

"Ideally I'd like to look the same age all over."

'How to Remove Spots and Humps'

Beauty Marks of the Animal Kingdom

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

"Well, if I'm 'the fairest of them all' how come I can't get a boyfriend?"

"Ready now, Miss Henderson."

'By the way, Mr. Tongs, I have used that bottle of Balm of California, but I find my hair still comes off.'

"I can't make you look younger, but I can make you look like you've had a lot of expensive plastic surgery."

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."

Primavera (Spring)

"I told you she'd had some work done."

Hi, I'm Rolf Fusco. What do you recommend? Cosmetic surgery?