Skincare Seekers Gifts

Tips on how to reduce those unsightly crow's feet.

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Too much concealer?"

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

PROBLEM AREAS

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

New Twenty Blades

Desert Dermatologist

"Botox."

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

'You do Botox?'

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

"Do you have anything that can help remove dark circles from under my eyes?"

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

"How come your skin is sooooo smooth?"

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

"Stop your whining: as a teenage toad, I had to deal not only with acne, but with warts too..."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

'Mildred....is that you?'