Conservation Warrior Gifts

"Well I've been mainly resident in the veldt but I've had to move since the place became overrun with poachers!"

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

City Zoo: Day Care

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

Nature versus commerce.

Polluted geese

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"We'll always have Paris..."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

The interested bystanders.

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."