Defense Worker Pillows

Ministry of defence lift with an 'Out of Orders' sign

Low-Energy Drinks

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"What's this I hear about you not having an ulcer?"

"It's tragic to seek how quickly the enthusiasm of youth drains away..."

Busy day at the office.

US fears missile competition.

'I suppose it was a blessing. Toward the end he was finding it very difficult to remain competitive.'

Cyberwarfare

"Tell Congress we need a super duper hypersonic missile."

How To Cut The Defense Budget

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?'

'I had a terrible day. . . but the money was good.'

'What's wrong, people? You wanna be sooper-dooper safe, don't you?'

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

The Unknown Military Contractor

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

Sam's Nation Building

Soldier trying to catch bomb with a cushion

'The pentagon brass has cleared the way. . . for women to fight on the front lines. . . in dangerous combat situations right alongside men. Imagine that!'

Job Stress.

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

Shopping for weapons: As Minister of Defence, I like to find the best bang for the taxpayers' buck!