Defense Department Worker Pillows

War office - Rest room/unrest room

The defense department's plan calls for a coalition Afghan government of men with beards and without beards...

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

Storm in the out tray

Quality Control

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

Presidential surveillance ass!"

social services cuts

Dept. of the Treasury

Best System in the World

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

Boris in Lockdown

"From this you make a living?"

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.

Dolestart - A New Initiative

How Many It Takes

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

Hostage Crisis Continues: 'We don't care what the people voted for! We want out way!'