Defense Strategy Buff Pillows

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Alternative fielding positions

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

dog vs UFO...

' A new idea '

Tic-tac-toe

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"

The USA...

"At last, a low-level panel!"

American Bombs

Surge Plans.

"And what my plan may lack in coherence, it makes up for in the exhilerating momentum created by all of these super-cool arrows!"

"No, just hear him out. Maybe we are being too defensive."

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

Mission accomplished.

"Tell Congress we need a super duper hypersonic missile."

Two cows in military dress looking at a map table with a cow-design.

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

'Hamster Swat Team.'

"For the last time, don't run 'persistence is the key to success by me again."

When a nanosecond is forever.

The Jumping Tank