Strategy Game Buff Pillows

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

Rock Paper Scissors Championship.

"Hey, let's mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop."

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Putin and Zelensky

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Little league world series of poker.

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Alternative fielding positions

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'How about a game of cards?'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Some card-game puns

Sweep the board.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Trojan Hurdler.

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"