Role-playing Game Buff Pillows

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Knight Golfing

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Missing You.

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Knights of the Square Table.

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

"One of you go see who's at the door."

"This is the first time you've ever planned a moat, I'm guessing?"

"Does anyone remember which game we're playing?"

"We the jury find that the murder was committed by Colonel Mustard, in the library, with the candlestick!"

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

"With a little luck he'll be a benevolent teenager."

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

Chess player looking dazed playing computer,"He's crashed."

Ouija Bored

Scheduel.