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"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Knight Golfing

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Missing You.

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Knights of the Square Table.

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

"Does anyone remember which game we're playing?"

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

"This is the first time you've ever planned a moat, I'm guessing?"

"With a little luck he'll be a benevolent teenager."

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

Chess player looking dazed playing computer,"He's crashed."

Scheduel.