Ball Game Buff Pillows

'Nah, I think your one should be called hand egg.'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

Football Boomerang.

Why dogs never attend baseball games.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'Super Dog'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'It's baseball season!'

The Other Cooperstown

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

"All right! Have it your own way. It was a ball."

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

Undisclosed amounts

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

"Does anyone remember which game we're playing?"

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

'Steeee-rike three!'