Ball Game Buff Mugs

'Nah, I think your one should be called hand egg.'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

Football Boomerang.

Why dogs never attend baseball games.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'Super Dog'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'It's baseball season!'

The Other Cooperstown

Dialogue about the relationship.

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

Baseball Fantasy League Draft. 27 Trout. Everybody wants that rare player who can do it all on their team. Yeah, a player that hits for average and hits for power! Who is also terrific with a glove and has a strong throwing arm. All along with having great speed! Excuse me, I just don't understand it. Why are you always making such a big deal over a five-tool player?!

"All right! Have it your own way. It was a ball."

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

It was the bottom of the fifth and the bases were loaded.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

'Steeee-rike three!'

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