Baseball Buff Mugs

"There's your problem."

"Oh, hell."

"The client looks bored, Leventhal - take off your shirt and run around the infield."

'Somewhere, there's a little league game that won't go into extra innings.'

Baseball team emerging from hibernation

'Good news and bad news, Kevin. You tested negative for steroids, but positive for estrogen.'

"All right! Have it your own way. It was a ball."

"I'm afraid he's right-there's nothing in here about slobber balls."

"I'd like you to excel."

"Are you sure he's saying 'Death to the infielders'?"

"It's the bottom of the ninth, with two outs and bases loaded, and you're in the batter's box doing situps for some reason."

"Do you mind if I use yet another sports analogy?"

Spring Training

"Boring game today."

Pitchers arm falls off.

"If I tag some fan with a foul ball, does the team lawyer have my back?"

'True - There is no 'I' in team. But there is in 'I don't need my crummy team.'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Signed Baseball - Scientists,

J. Willems - batting champ, home run champ, tested negative for steroids.

'Ok, there's some duct tape. Are you happy now, Mr. Prima Donna?...'

"Sure I know there are more important things than football. There's Baseball, basketball, hockey..."

Life with a major league catcher.

Heaven is where bad light and rain never stop play and a match never ends in a draw.

'It's a note from coach. He wants you to move over a shade to the left.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

The New York Sportswriters

The Washington Arbitrators

The Las Vegas Oddsmakers

"I'm bringing in the lefty, and your bobblehead has been recalled for lead-based paint."

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

Of all its controversial decisions, the Supreme Court makes its biggest blunder putting the 5'0" Ruth Bader Ginsburg at shortstop in a game against the Baltimore Orioles.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"All his pitches have been inside."

The Other Cooperstown