Ballgame Buff Pillows

'He was trying to pull the old 'hidden ball' trick, but now he can't remember where he hid it.'

Church for sports worshipers.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'It's baseball season!'

The Other Cooperstown

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

"All right! Have it your own way. It was a ball."

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

"Does anyone remember which game we're playing?"

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

'Steeee-rike three!'