Big League Buffs Pillows

The Five Major Rule Changes in Major League Baseball.

Golfing Boss

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'It's baseball season!'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

The Other Cooperstown

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

Vendor selling testosterone.

"All right! Have it your own way. It was a ball."

'Will that be coach?'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

'Steeee-rike three!'

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!