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Baseball Angels

'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.'

'Congratulations, Hightower. You now lead the league in untainted urine samples.'

Golfing Boss

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'It's baseball season!'

The Other Cooperstown

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Currently Boston

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

Vendor selling testosterone.

"All right! Have it your own way. It was a ball."

'Will that be coach?'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!