Stadium Buff Pillows

Single man clapping in vast stadium 'An exciting day at Tunbridge Wells'

Showbiz Awards

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Golfing Boss

'One eye of newt or two?'

Trump! The Musical

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Mikado

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

A little bird told me...

Deflator mouse

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Macbeth: Take Two

Masquerade

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

Tristan Und Isolde

Un ballo in maschera

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

Midsummer Night's Dream

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Situation Tragedy.