Studio Buff Pillows

Showbiz Awards

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Backfire

'One eye of newt or two?'

Trump! The Musical

Saint George and the Drag Queen

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"Bloody hell!"

Mikado

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

A little bird told me...

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Deflator mouse

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

"Is there a vegan option?"

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"Beware of the frog"

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

Cat Hecklers

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

Tina Turner

Masquerade

Macbeth: Take Two