Studio Buff Prints

Animation Studio. The actors do vocal warm-up exercises before recording their lines while watching the scene. Loose lips sync clips!

Showbiz Awards

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Backfire

'One eye of newt or two?'

Trump! The Musical

Saint George and the Drag Queen

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"Bloody hell!"

Deflator mouse

Mikado

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

A little bird told me...

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

"Is there a vegan option?"

"Beware of the frog"

Cat Hecklers

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

This side is the gag reel.

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

Macbeth: Take Two

Masquerade