Stadium Buff T-Shirts

Single man clapping in vast stadium 'An exciting day at Tunbridge Wells'

Showbiz Awards

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Golfing Boss

Bowled over again!

'One eye of newt or two?'

Trump! The Musical

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Deflator mouse

Mikado

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

A little bird told me...

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Masquerade

Macbeth: Take Two

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Knickerless Cage.

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

Vendor selling testosterone.

"So, to sum up, I would like to say that Shakespeare is an awesome genius in the same category as Albert Einstein and Jerry Garcia."

Tristan Und Isolde

Un ballo in maschera

Midsummer Night's Dream

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Situation Tragedy.