Major League Buff Pillows

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

Golfing Boss

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'It's baseball season!'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

The Other Cooperstown

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

Vendor selling testosterone.

"All right! Have it your own way. It was a ball."

'Will that be coach?'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

'Steeee-rike three!'

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

Undisclosed amounts

'Kids, if I'd gotten into computers, instead of baseball, I'd have a job now!'