Defense Strategy Buff Mugs

The House Always Wins

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

That's What Happens

dog vs UFO...

Alternative fielding positions

' A new idea '

Tic-tac-toe

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"

The USA...

American Bombs

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

Surge Plans.

"At last, a low-level panel!"

Hello, you've reached the private line of the Secretary of Defense. At last! We tried calling you all day yesterday to alert you to an imminent threat. How did you get this number? It was coming straight at your nation-state at speeds approaching Kebin 2. What are you talking about? What's "Klebin 2"? Apologies. In earthlingese that would be "mach 23," or 24.140.16 kilometers per hour. Good lord! I'd better wake ... Not to worry. Our sensors locked on to it as soon as it launched from your North

"And what my plan may lack in coherence, it makes up for in the exhilerating momentum created by all of these super-cool arrows!"

"No, just hear him out. Maybe we are being too defensive."

The Thing That Won't Leave

"Tell Congress we need a super duper hypersonic missile."

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

Robo Sapiens

Mission accomplished.

Boomerang

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

Two cows in military dress looking at a map table with a cow-design.

The Jumping Tank

'Hamster Swat Team.'