Strategy Buff Mugs

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

"Our latest initiative takes a three-pronged approach."

"We have two options... boldy tackle the challenges ahead, or hold off and hope an asteroid strikes."

"No, just hear him out. Maybe we are being too defensive."

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"In life as well as in politics, identify your base and treat 'em right.

"We've discussed the PROS and the CONS, but what about the grey area in the middle...the often overlooked PONS and the CROS?"

'We in the intelligence community have got to start ta.........I've already said too much.'

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

Two cows in military dress looking at a map table with a cow-design.

'You've got to pick battles you can WIN!'

"In my plan, the atomic bomb is only used for emphasis."

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

'All those who think we should be more Hawkish, say 'Ka-boom!''

"How long has it BEEN upside down?"

'I'm afraid the situation is dire, gentlemen...we're running out of bogeymen.'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

'I must have missed something. When did we become profit-making?'

0-D Chess

"Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the effective marketing seminar. . ."

"We plan to pander to the lowest common denominator and our research indicates that involves being an upright biped."

"Since good, fast, cheap didn't work out, it's time for plan B."

"For the last time, don't run 'persistence is the key to success by me again."

Walking the line...

Surge Plans.

Shoddy intelligence work

Lions try reverse psychology: 'Zebras taste yukky! 'And these are way too boney!'

'I think we should stop talking about our target demographic.'

Adorable Brilliant Plays dumb to get ahead

' A new idea '

'I've reviewed your core progress modules and having reassessed them in the light of new strategy targets we've decided you need a kick up the backside.'

"Let's run it up the flagpole and see if anyone shoots at it."

"Before we eat you - just curious - what was your game plan?"

"At last, a low-level panel!"

Tic-tac-toe