Defense Systems Pillows

"Congratulations, General. The anti-missile system wasn't fooled by the decoy balloon."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

dog vs UFO...

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

How the US Succeeded in Afghanistan

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

My therapist cured me of using humour as a defense...these days I pack a .45.

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

Hello, you've reached the private line of the Secretary of Defense. At last! We tried calling you all day yesterday to alert you to an imminent threat. How did you get this number? It was coming straight at your nation-state at speeds approaching Kebin 2. What are you talking about? What's "Klebin 2"? Apologies. In earthlingese that would be "mach 23," or 24.140.16 kilometers per hour. Good lord! I'd better wake ... Not to worry. Our sensors locked on to it as soon as it launched from your North

I Want to be a Drone President

US fears missile competition.

Automation of Security

"Here's the weak point."

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

How To Cut The Defense Budget

Robo Sapiens

Boomerang

"Tell Congress we need a super duper hypersonic missile."

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

Cyberwarfare

The House Always Wins

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."

Tank. Building this vehicle will create jobs and stimulate growth! He's given new meaning to the phrase "The economy's in the tank"!

'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?'

'What's wrong, people? You wanna be sooper-dooper safe, don't you?'

"Here we go....in-flight refueling."

"I can assure you, Your Honor, that my client knocked over the liquor store with the best of intentions."

'Mr. Schmenk will see you now...IN PERSON.'

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."