Armament Mugs

'Although our tank does not deal with hostility in a positive way, gentlemen, it certainly deals with hostility in an effective way.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

Bribes for Jabs

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

Nuclear Proliferation

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

"But I use all of them!"

Progress?

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

A dog whose nose is a gun.

Christmas Craftwork

Knight with paint tin on his head.

The Bronze Age of Television

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

What?

"Tell me again. Do we weaponize, then monetize, or the other way around?"

Ancient Weapons

Panzer Hut.

'Razed any good cities lately?'

'Don't tell the Fuhrer I filled the war head with jellybabies, you know upset he gets.'

Really big bang

"Can Interest you in something new?"

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

Zues throwing lightning bolts with gun!

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

'That's four million, one hundred and eighty straight misses, Mr Fenson. Your shooting has gone all to hell.'

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.