Armor Mugs

"Think that's uncomfortable? Try an axe in the face."

Yes, mom, I'm wearing clean underarmor.

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

dog vs UFO...

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

"But I use all of them!"

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

Progress?

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

Knights' Status Report: Rusted out, Metal fatigue, Popped rivets, Bad welds, Squeaky hinges, Dents and dings.

Boomerang

Robo Sapiens

A dog whose nose is a gun.

'After A Knights Hard Day'

"Tell Congress we need a super duper hypersonic missile."

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

A Kangermoo

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

Ancient Weapons

Knight/Bird.

"Tell me again. Do we weaponize, then monetize, or the other way around?"

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'