Armor Pillows

"Think that's uncomfortable? Try an axe in the face."

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

dog vs UFO...

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"But I use all of them!"

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Progress?

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

A dog whose nose is a gun.

"Tell Congress we need a super duper hypersonic missile."

A Kangermoo

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

Ancient Weapons

Knight/Bird.

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

"Tell me again. Do we weaponize, then monetize, or the other way around?"

'There's a dangerously fine line between chivalry and being a goody-two-shoes.'

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa

Battle.