Medieval Armor Pillows

Sunburn.

Boxer with a suit of armour on.

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Knight Golfing

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Early model of baggage claim"

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

Missing You.

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

"But I use all of them!"

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

Knights of the Square Table.

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

A monk illustrates a manuscript with emojis

Lovers

"This is the first time you've ever planned a moat, I'm guessing?"

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Medieval King

"With a little luck he'll be a benevolent teenager."

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

King Richard I

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.