An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.
Medieval Combat Pillows
Add a regal touch to your space with pillows inspired by medieval combat. Perfect for fans who love knightly battles and historic tournaments to cozy up with.
Trial by combat: Macaire and the Dog of Montargis.
King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.
"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."
I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.
'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'
Warrior Woman
"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."
"Early model of baggage claim"
"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."
"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."
'Remember me?'
Epic Battles
'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'
Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.
'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'
"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."
"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."
Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!
Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!
"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."
Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.
"But I use all of them!"
Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.
'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'
He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.
A street fight.
Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock
Pub Kendo.
'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'
Lovers
'After A Knights Hard Day'
Martial Arts
'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'
'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'
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