Medieval Cosplay Pillows

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Knight Golfing

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Knight feeding his kids.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

Joust Sharpener

"The knights of the round accent table"

"What the hell took so long?"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

A man washing a mascot costume

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

TV jester.

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"Oh great, the printer is down."

underwater knight

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress