Medieval Cosplay Gifts

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Knight Golfing

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

Knight feeding his kids.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

"The knights of the round accent table"

Joust Sharpener

TV jester.

A man washing a mascot costume

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"What the hell took so long?"

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Knights of the bedside table.