Period Costume Enthusiast Pillows

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Mardi Gras

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Advocado

A man washing a mascot costume

Falstaff

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

'I think he's lonely.'

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

Tiger Costume

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

Un ballo in maschera

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Employee dressed in elaborate Tudor-era costume. Colleague says: "It's DOWN. Dress DOWN Friday."

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

Sharks hate practical jokes.

Snail Man

'Each one is signed and numbered.'