Arms And Armor Collection Pillows

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

Knights of the bedside table.

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Soldiers' Ego

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Knight walking a dog.

Knights' Status Report: Rusted out, Metal fatigue, Popped rivets, Bad welds, Squeaky hinges, Dents and dings.

Knight walking his pet armadillo.

'After A Knights Hard Day'

Watering can helmet.

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Yeah, that's mine - My mom puts my name inside my helmet in case it comes off.

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Knight school.

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

A knight is about to battle another one has an gas powered circular saw.

I told you rust would set in if you went out in this weather.

Poetry Knight

'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'

Battle.

"Let's not go to bed angry."

Global Arms Trade

Ernie loves to decorate his Christmas tree. He starts by untangling and testing a string of lights. Every year he makes new popcorn and cranberry garlands. He has to find the right spot for each family heirloom ornament. Now, should I finish it off with Johnny Depp or Beyonce? Ernie has his own idea about putting a star on top!

"Can Interest you in something new?"

A knight struggling to fit into his armour

Panzer Hut.

Weak Knights

'Razed any good cities lately?'

"Do you have a room for a couple of knights?"