'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'
Arms And Armor Collection Gifts
Looking for unique gifts for arms and armor buffs? Explore our collection of cleverly designed mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate the history and craftsmanship of weaponry and armor in a fun, stylish way.
"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."
"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."
Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.
Knights of the bedside table.
Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!
'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'
Soldiers' Ego
'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'
Knight walking a dog.
Knights' Status Report: Rusted out, Metal fatigue, Popped rivets, Bad welds, Squeaky hinges, Dents and dings.
Knight walking his pet armadillo.
'After A Knights Hard Day'
Watering can helmet.
Knight with paint tin on his head.
Yeah, that's mine - My mom puts my name inside my helmet in case it comes off.
Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue
'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'
'But sinister gales - with that armour?'
Knight school.
'They say he wears half-inch armor.'
A knight is about to battle another one has an gas powered circular saw.
I told you rust would set in if you went out in this weather.
Poetry Knight
'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'
Battle.
"Let's not go to bed angry."
Global Arms Trade
Ernie loves to decorate his Christmas tree. He starts by untangling and testing a string of lights. Every year he makes new popcorn and cranberry garlands. He has to find the right spot for each family heirloom ornament. Now, should I finish it off with Johnny Depp or Beyonce? Ernie has his own idea about putting a star on top!
"Can Interest you in something new?"
A knight struggling to fit into his armour
Panzer Hut.
Weak Knights
'Razed any good cities lately?'
"Do you have a room for a couple of knights?"
Arms And Armor Collection Gifts Collection
Arms And Armor Collection Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring all things arms and armor—ideal for history lovers, collectors, or anyone who appreciates a clever design.
Arms And Armor Collection Pillows
Find the perfect pillows with arms and armor motifs—great for adding historical flair to any living space.
Arms And Armor Collection Prints
Discover incredible prints inspired by the world of arms and armor—enhance your walls with artistic history today.
Arms And Armor Collection T-Shirts
Browse our hilarious and stylish arms and armor t-shirts—bring history and humor together in wearable art for enthusiasts.