'You know this is my first battle.' - 'Really? Mine too.'
Collecting Armor Gifts
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'Remember to pace yourself!'
"It's a great old building, but I wish we had a more up-to-date security system."
A medieval knight eats his lunch with armored lunch gear.
'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'
Yeah, that's mine - My mom puts my name inside my helmet in case it comes off.
No, I'm not mad --- I mean I literally need to vent!
He has musical armor that plays when the faceguard goes up? Yep. He's Prince "Chiming"!
No, I don
Gladstone's Retirement
Watering can helmet.
'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'
Knight school.
Salesman wearing suit of armour to protect himself against dog.
Knight in heavy armour
Soldiers' Ego
"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."
'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'
Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet
Lady of the bath...
"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."
'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).
Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!
How Swordfish Are Born
Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!
"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."
"Sheesh... Missed a button again."
'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'
Sabrage!
"How the heck could you forget your sword?"
"Does it hurt when I do this?"
Knights' Status Report: Rusted out, Metal fatigue, Popped rivets, Bad welds, Squeaky hinges, Dents and dings.
"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"
'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'
'So you have to ask yourself: do you feel lucky?...well do you, monk?'
Collecting Armor Gifts Collection
Collecting Armor Mugs
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Collecting Armor Pillows
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Collecting Armor Prints
Check out our stunning armor prints—great for wall decor that celebrates this unique interest with style and flair.
Collecting Armor T-Shirts
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