" ...and this is the armor of my ancestor, 'Cederick the Unintimidating.'"
Quirky Armor Collector Gifts
Find the ideal gift for your quirky armor collector. Our range features clever, humorous items that celebrate their passion for unique armor-related collectibles. Whether it's a humorous mug or a quirky print, surprise them with a gift that matches their creative spirit and love for all things armor.
"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."
Larry's used art
"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."
Seagiraffes
"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."
'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'
"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"
"Will you have a Sphinx?"
Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.
Raincloud Umbrella
"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."
Duck Hunt
Thinks he's too cool for school.
Early cyborg.
"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."
Best before 65 million BC.
"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."
A man walks his dog wearing a cone.
Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.
"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."
Ice shelfie.
"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."
"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."
"Now, why didn't I think of that?"
'Anorak anoraks'.
A trevor of trainspotters
Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.
Dog selling toilet water on front lawn
Inflating Boobs.
'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'
"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."
It's great for pulling the birds!
"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"
"Things are looking up!"
Quirky Armor Collector Gifts Collection
Quirky Armor Collector Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous armor-themed mugs that bring a smile to any quirky collector’s face.
Quirky Armor Collector Pillows
Discover cozy pillows with quirky armor designs—perfect for personal spaces or as a fun gift for your creative collector.
Quirky Armor Collector Prints
Browse our captivating prints that celebrate armor in a humorous, artistic way—ideal for decorating and inspiring your quirky collector’s space.
Quirky Armor Collector T-Shirts
Check out our range of witty t-shirts designed for armor enthusiasts who love to wear their passion on their sleeve.