Armor Collecting Gifts

Knights' Status Report: Rusted out, Metal fatigue, Popped rivets, Bad welds, Squeaky hinges, Dents and dings.

Man in Armour using Power Drill for Suicide

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

How Swordfish Are Born

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Soldiers' Ego

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

Sabrage!

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

Yeah, that's mine - My mom puts my name inside my helmet in case it comes off.

Watering can helmet.

Haunted museum

'After A Knights Hard Day'

Knight school.

Knight walking his pet armadillo.

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'