Armor Collection Gifts

'You don't trust me, do you?'

Weak Knights

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

Knights of the bedside table.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

Knight walking a dog.

Soldiers' Ego

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Watering can helmet.

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Knight walking his pet armadillo.

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Knight school.

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

Knight/Bird.

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

Knight Vision

A knight is about to battle another one has an gas powered circular saw.