Armor Collection Mugs

'You don't trust me, do you?'

Poetry Knight

Weak Knights

" ...and this is the armor of my ancestor, 'Cederick the Unintimidating.'"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

Knights of the bedside table.

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Knight walking a dog.

Soldiers' Ego

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

Knights' Status Report: Rusted out, Metal fatigue, Popped rivets, Bad welds, Squeaky hinges, Dents and dings.

Knight school.

Watering can helmet.

Knight walking his pet armadillo.

Knight with paint tin on his head.

'After A Knights Hard Day'

Yeah, that's mine - My mom puts my name inside my helmet in case it comes off.

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'