Armory Collection Mugs

'Razed any good cities lately?'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Soldiers' Ego

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Knight school.

Watering can helmet.

Knight walking his pet armadillo.

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

Battle.

I told you rust would set in if you went out in this weather.

'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'

Panzer Hut.

A knight struggling to fit into his armour

Weak Knights

"Let's not go to bed angry."

Gladstone and Argyll 'Crusade' against Armenian Attrocities

Gladstone's Retirement

"You call this opening up?"

Cost of the military.

'You don't trust me, do you?'

'You know this is my first battle.' - 'Really? Mine too.'

"Looks like you need to cut back on your iron."

"It's a great old building, but I wish we had a more up-to-date security system."

A medieval knight eats his lunch with armored lunch gear.