"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."
Armour Collector Mugs
Start their day with a chuckle! Our armor collector mugs feature witty designs inspired by medieval armor and craftsmanship, adding humor and personality to their morning routine.
'I set off what?'
'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'
Knight walking his pet armadillo.
"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."
"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."
Knights of the bedside table.
'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'
Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!
"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."
Knight walking a dog.
'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'
Weapons of War Through the Ages.
Knights' Status Report: Rusted out, Metal fatigue, Popped rivets, Bad welds, Squeaky hinges, Dents and dings.
"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"
'Is my make-up O.K.?'
'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'
'But sinister gales - with that armour?'
'After A Knights Hard Day'
Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue
John Bull dressed in the French fashionable clothing of 1799
"Trust me – she's a witch."
Knight school.
"All I could find was this butternut squash."
'They say he wears half-inch armor.'
Too Much?
'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'
"Ahem."
Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets
"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."
Pirate trying to choose what to wear
A knight is about to battle another one has an gas powered circular saw.
'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'
Pirate trying on parrots.
Poetry Knight
Armour Collector Mugs Collection
Armour Collector Pillows
Bring medieval charm into their home with decorative pillows featuring armor-inspired designs. Cozy and fun, these pillows are a thoughtful gift for any collector.
Armour Collector Prints
Browse our art prints inspired by medieval armor and craftsmanship. They’re ideal for decorating walls and celebrating their unique interest in armor.
Armour Collector T-Shirts
Discover stylish and fun T-shirts for armor enthusiasts. Perfect for casual outings or collectors' gatherings, these shirts celebrate their interest with humor and flair.