
'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'
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'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'
Killer Executive Suits.
"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."
"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."
"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."
Bring your own inflatable.
Dressed for Success!
Man using to much bug spray
New Suit.
"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."
"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."
At the suit makers
Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.
Waiting for Pants
Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!
'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'
Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.
'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'
"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."
Decontamination
Small Businesses Go Under.
Soldiers' Ego
Knights' Status Report: Rusted out, Metal fatigue, Popped rivets, Bad welds, Squeaky hinges, Dents and dings.
"That's a good look for you, J.B."
'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'
'Can you tell me who's in charge here?'
'After A Knights Hard Day'
Legal Firm, Suits, 30% Off.
'Don't just stand there doing nothing! Sell yourself a suit!'
Yeah, that's mine - My mom puts my name inside my helmet in case it comes off.
Watering can helmet.
'It's 50 Rayon, 50 wool and 30 deposit.'
Potter is going to go far, unless I manage to stop him.
Knight walking his pet armadillo.
"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."
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