Suit Collector Gifts

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

'The decision is strictly up to you, Walter...I'll only tell you which ones you can't have.'

Killer Executive Suits.

Dressed for Success!

Bring your own inflatable.

Man using to much bug spray

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Parade of Businessmen

New Suit.

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

At the suit makers

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

Waiting for Pants

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

Casual Thursday

"Two boys from legal to see you."

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

Small Businesses Go Under.

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'Does this suit make me look too eager?'

Decontamination

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'Don't just stand there doing nothing! Sell yourself a suit!'

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

Potter is going to go far, unless I manage to stop him.

'Note the bold use of gray.'