Collecting Armor Prints

'You know this is my first battle.' - 'Really? Mine too.'

'Remember to pace yourself!'

"It's a great old building, but I wish we had a more up-to-date security system."

A medieval knight eats his lunch with armored lunch gear.

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

Yeah, that's mine - My mom puts my name inside my helmet in case it comes off.

No, I'm not mad --- I mean I literally need to vent!

He has musical armor that plays when the faceguard goes up? Yep. He's Prince "Chiming"!

No, I don

Gladstone's Retirement

Watering can helmet.

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Knight school.

Salesman wearing suit of armour to protect himself against dog.

Knight in heavy armour

Soldiers' Ego

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Lady of the bath...

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

How Swordfish Are Born

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Sabrage!

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

Knights' Status Report: Rusted out, Metal fatigue, Popped rivets, Bad welds, Squeaky hinges, Dents and dings.

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

'So you have to ask yourself: do you feel lucky?...well do you, monk?'