Armory Gifts

'. . . while the weight of the armour . . .'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Servicemen.

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

Servant unscrews knight from his suit of armour.

Knight with paint tin on his head.

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

"Tell me again. Do we weaponize, then monetize, or the other way around?"

Knight/Bird.

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

'Hey, boys, I wouldn't tease the guerrillas - they will shoot.'

Camouflage Paint.

I told you rust would set in if you went out in this weather.

'There's a dangerously fine line between chivalry and being a goody-two-shoes.'

Suit of armor. Sport coat of armor

Global Arms Trade

Weak Knights

'Dad, I want to drive an army tank when I'm older.'

'Razed any good cities lately?'

"Wearing this hot metal for 20 days straight is rough."

"Can Interest you in something new?"

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

Really big bang

'As it's your first day Frobisher, I feel I should warn you that the pupils can be a bit of a handful!'

Weapons market

"It's blank because we haven't found a new war yet."