Armory Gifts

'. . . while the weight of the armour . . .'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Servicemen.

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

Servant unscrews knight from his suit of armour.

Yeah, that's mine - My mom puts my name inside my helmet in case it comes off.

Knight with paint tin on his head.

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

What?

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

'Hey, boys, I wouldn't tease the guerrillas - they will shoot.'

Knight/Bird.

"Tell me again. Do we weaponize, then monetize, or the other way around?"

Camouflage Paint.

Poetry Knight

'There's a dangerously fine line between chivalry and being a goody-two-shoes.'

I told you rust would set in if you went out in this weather.

Suit of armor. Sport coat of armor

"Can Interest you in something new?"

Weak Knights

"Wearing this hot metal for 20 days straight is rough."

Global Arms Trade

'Dad, I want to drive an army tank when I'm older.'

'Razed any good cities lately?'

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

Really big bang

'As it's your first day Frobisher, I feel I should warn you that the pupils can be a bit of a handful!'

"It's blank because we haven't found a new war yet."