War Gifts

Peninsular War: French Surrender to Spanish at Baylen

Injured soldier receives first aid.

'I've been extremely worried about our prospects of survival since the brontosauruses go nuclear weapons.'

Prussian Siege of Paris, 1870

Outbreak of Boer War

Shadows showing soldiers from different walks of life.

"It's from Private Ryan...Wish you were here."

The USA Peace Dove Choosing War

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

Justice at Last.

The bad news is that we lost the war -- the good news is that the king of France has agreed to make it two out of three!

The really exciting thing is knowing that you're part of the group that brought peace ot the Middle East once and for all.

'You never knew your father — he got bogged down in the Middle East.'

'Rabbit Leader here, No, you may NOT return to base because your sock keeps botching up,'

"Did you remember to put on clean underwear?"

'A lot of them lied about their age y'know - and not only the women!'

'I found it on Craig's List.'

Napoleon and Josephine

Okay, you guys are free now! What are you waiting for... run!!

'I think it's about time McFergle retired -- he remembers the Lusitania.'

'It was like this when I got here.'

"If you must go to war get there late and go home early."

Mars Dances With Grim Reaper

'A visitor? At this time of day? he has left his calling card?! 'Dang!... Okay, come in, Mr.Bush...'

"But we're mostly just fighting for future generations who refuse to wear a mask."

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

The Attack on Fredericksburg - The Forlorn Hope Scaling the Hill (Marye's Heights)

Think tank: 'I think therefore I blow stuff up!'

"Not the Tommy Atkins, surely?"

Male Brain.

'Sergeant! Wake up the lazer guided slaughter-bot. We have a mission for him.'; Reply - 'But he looks so peaceful, Sir.'

'It's no big deal - Scotland is just out of compliance again.'

'At least never knowing who's a friendly should prepare me for a career in business.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'It's the end, McEvoy - no tank can take on a German Vagina Dentata!'